Monday, 28 October 2013

The Brightness of Beige

My weekly 6am flights to Newark International tend never to end in any anything other than my neck pillow falling in the bathroom stall and/or the pre-coffee tift with the taxi driver.

Fate was on my side today, however. After picking my neck pillow off the ground of the bathroom, I looked up and found this nude vision coming towards me.

When I asked him for a picture, there was none of the usual "as-if" glares or "Are you kidding?! I look like shit!" exclamations. All I got was the millisecond he took to slow his roll and strike this pose. Let's be honest. I wouldn't have too much time for the measly minions either if I had that masterpiece on my shoulders.

It is a rare feat to make a statement in nude colors but the statement was definitely made. I'm still not sure where the scarf ends and the shawl begins. What I do know is is this overload of camel sure did brighten up my vanilla Monday morning.

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